I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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