oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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