North Korea, Best Korea!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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