i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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