If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She told me I should be a condom model.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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