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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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