Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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