why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I want her autograph on my taint
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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