Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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