Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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