I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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