they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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