google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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