ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Life is so much better after having sex.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Two words: blizzard sex
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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