He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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