Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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