I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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