I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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