I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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