i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
