we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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