I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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