I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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