so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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