so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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