please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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