she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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