My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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