I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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