I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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