Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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