I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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