Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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