Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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