also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Randomize
