god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
A+ Viking dick
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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