it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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