I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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