my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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