"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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