Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
God gave him joint rollers for hands
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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