I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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