i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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