Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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