mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
porn star boner night. come get it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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