just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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