I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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