part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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