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say what?
wanna hang out?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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