I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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