You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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